I'm on the 6:41pm train from London and it's standing room only. I pull out Isamaya Ffrench's Lips for a quick top up. The 60+ year-old man opposite me looks up from his newspaper, smiles and goes back to reading the sports pages. Nothing to worry about.  But then I catch the eye of the woman in the window seat across the aisle. She can't disguise her horror. “Is that a…?

James Franco, Jonah Hill, and Seth Rogen: Future living food. When we first heard that Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg wrote an R-rated animated movie about a sausage, we quickly assumed they’d fill the cast out with their friends. We were right. The Wrap reports the film will star Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, David Krumholtz, Kristen Wiig, Nick Kroll, and Edward Norton (Hey, Edward Norton! Fun.). The film follows a sausage who falls out of a shopping cart and, with a team of new friends, sets off on a journey to get back to his aisles.

"MasterChef" contestant Mary Jayne alleges she toiled away in a kitchen to shoot an episode the same day she suffered a stroke, despite pleas for help ... and now she's filed a lawsuit. Mary, who was featured on season 11 of the FOX cooking show, is suing its production companies, claiming producers pressured her to keep filming for 14 hours and prevented her from getting medical care, even though she was showing signs of a stroke.

Play video content THINGS WERE TOUGH La La Anthony is spillin' more tea on her marriage to Carmelo ... revealing this week that the Knicks trade for her former NBA superstar hubby led to the couple's "demise." The T.V. personality went on Alex Cooper's "Call Her Daddy" podcast on Wednesday to talk about the difficulties of being a wife of a 10-time NBA All-Star ... and she unveiled that everything was good between the two -- until New York got involved.

Half-hour comedies are like cars: They're all trying to accomplish basically the same task, but you can get from Point A to Point B in a lot of ways. Some shows follow a traditional setup-punch format, like Two And A Half Men; some shows blast birdshot made up of intense and unpredictable weirdness, like 30 Rock; and some shows rely at their best on judicious use of silences and small comedy, like The Office.

The scrapbook on the dining-room table is unexpected. You picture Chelsea Handler in her free time enjoying vodka on the rocks, maybe, but never fussing with photo tabs and mounting tape. Yet here are the supplies, and scattered around are photos: a black-and-white one of Handler at dinner with BFFs Sandra Bullock and Mary McCormack, another of a younger Chelsea holding a cigarette and standing leapfrog-style over a friend. It is only 11:30 in the morning, after all.

School lunches have a bad reputation - soggy roasts, boiled carrots, and all topped off with fish and chips at the end of the week.  But what if you had to eat school food all the time - including first thing in the morning? Students at the top boarding schools - which cost nearly £50,000 a year to go to - can expect to enjoy anything from a delicious array of cereals and continental options to the traditional full English for breakfast.

Today, James Van Der Beek is well beyond his reputation as “that guy from Dawson’s Creek.” From Don’t Trust the B—- In Apartment 23 to Pose, he’s a welcome face in any TV show he appears. One of his most memorable roles went way against type, though. He usually plays affable characters when he isn’t playing an intentional caricature of his Hollywood actor persona. In Criminal Minds, the one-time teen heartthrob played one of the most loathsome characters on a series packed with them.

Clifford Harris Jr. and Tameka Cottle Harris, known as T.I. and Tiny, have been together for over two decades. Mr. Harris was known as Tip but adopted the name T.I. due to his respect for Q-Tip, a fellow rapper with a solid reputation in rap music. Consequently, Tiny got her name from her size but was famed for being a member of Xscape, quite popular in the 1990s. Tiny has had a successful career, even being credited for her co-writing the song “No Scrubs” by TLC.

1. Cheryl and Ashley Cole A spokesman for Cheryl has confirmed that she has filed for divorce from her footballer husband Ashley. Find out more here 2. Cheryl and Ashley Cole Cheryl is citing unreasonable behaviour as a reason for divorce. Find out more here 3. Cheryl and Ashley Cole The Coles, who live in a 3.5m mansion in Surrey, met in 2004 and married two years later.